Since it’s Tommy Girl Day (aka Alien Queef Day) on Dlisted, here’s a hilarious quote from UsWeekly. At a Scientology event in England last week, Tommy got all huffy over protesters outside of the venue. Tommy reportedly told a friend:
“They’re squirrels. Stuck in an electronic incident. It makes me so angry!”
Tommy Girl getting angry makes all of laugh. Even the squirrels! Speaking of, in Scientology jargon, a “squirrel” is a bad bad traitor. Specifically, a bad traitor who changes the techniques of Scientology. So Tommy really BURNED them. You go, girl!
And Katie Holmes probably wishes her squirrel was stuck in an “electronic incident,” because it probably hasn’t creamed since 2006.
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