Randy Jackson Calls Shenanigans

October 21, 2009 / Posted by:

Well, what do we have here? Randy Jackson (not the “Yo dawg” dude from American Idol) seems to think that he has Detective La Toya’s skills for uncovering the truth and discovering the answer to life’s great mysteries. Ugh. I expected Jermaine to try to steal La Toya’s shine, but not Randy!

According to TMZ, Randy says that something in the milk ain’t clean about Michael Jackson’s will. Michael signed it on July 7, 2002 in Los Angeles, but Randy says this is impossible since his brother was all the way in NYC at the time. The lawyer for Michael’s estate, Howard Weitzman, says that the witnesses were with Michael Jackson when he signed his will, but he would not say if all of them were in NYC or L.A. at the time.

Of course, Rev. Al Sharpton has piped in to confirm that Michael was with him in NYC on the 7th. The two of them attended a protest against Tommy Mottola who was under fire for allegedly discriminating against Black artists. Rev. Al says he will plans to speak to the family about this.

While I think it’s endearing that Randy wants to play detective, he needs to put the toy magnifying glass away, and let the professional do her job! Unless, Randy is afraid that La Toya will discover the real truth, which is that he’s just mad he’s nowhere in the will. Yeah, more than likely.

Anyway, here’s La Toya on her night off from crime-solving leaving a lavish dinner at Chili’s. Okay, she was really leaving some Thai restaurant and she was wearing a gown from Windsor’s, because she was at Dancing with the Has-Beens before.

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