For just $39.95 you can buy a toddler’s swing and use it as a tool to help you achieve an orgasm that will make your nipples pop off and eardrums bust. At least that’s what this ad and website for the G-Thrust claims. According to the makers, the G-Thrust helps your man find the spot that makes you see stars. But after watching the clip above, it looks like the G-Thrust is only good for training you not to laugh until you barf while demonstrating a totally useless fuck toy. The girl in the clip is having an orgasm filled with LAUGHS.
There’s already enough pressure when it comes to sexy times, and now a bitch has to worry about balancing on a damn board?! Are you fucking, or are you competing in the balance beam finals at the Olympics? SHIT! Use that $39.95 to take your fuck friend to the Sizzler instead. Their greasy ass cheesy bread will make her have an orgasm. Guaranteed!