Nicole And Her Little Sparrow

October 21, 2009 / Posted by:

Here’s Nicole Richie and six-week-old (Note: take a breath deep) Sparrow James Midnight Madden on the cover of People “Who Sell Their Babeh Pitchers For A Quick Buck” Magazine.

It looks like nobody has told Baby Sparrow what his name is yet. Because if he knew, he wouldn’t be smiling with his eyes (aka smizin’). He would be “shanking every bitch in the room” with his eyes.

Hopefully, Nicole and Joel keep that little fact from him for as long as they can, so he will remain innocent and pure. They should call him Row Jam for short. The minute he knows his parents named him Sparrow, he will become a jaded, bitter, life-hating grouch who shakes his fist at anyone not named Sparrow. So basically, his best friends will be birds. That’s doesn’t sound that bad actually.

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