Michael Lohan Doesn’t Stand A Chance

October 21, 2009 / Posted by:

The Insider seems to be the new WWE! A couple of weeks ago, Nancy Grace gave Jon Grosselin a concussion without even getting out of her chair and now it’s NeNe’s turn! The Real Housewives of Atlanta’s resident bitch slapper went head to head with Michael Lohan in an episode that airs tonight. Michael Lohan thought his mouth was a weapon of mass destruction, but he’s never met NeNe before. Bitch bombs him before he can even get a sentence out.

Michael tries to make a few fat jokes, but the message barely gets to NeNe’s ears since she’s too busy blasting him. It doesn’t take long before Michael’s turtle head retreats back into his shell. I was hoping that the Fight Queen of Muni would’ve drop-kicked him out of the studio.

And if you press your ear to your window, you can still hear NeNe shouting “TOXIC PARROT” all the way from L.A.

Note: Yes, I know her ass is saying “parent,” but it’s much more entertaining and fitting if you pretend she’s saying “parrot.”

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