A little while ago, The National Enquirer said that Rosie O’s partner in pussay, Kelli Carpenter, moved out of their home and shuffled off to Manhattan. At the time, Rosie didn’t say much about the rumor. Well, now she’s talking to USA Today and says the two are having problems. Doesn’t it make you sad in the heart thinking about Rosie’s strap-on collecting dust because Kelli isn’t around to give it a little attention? That one was for Donald Trump.
When asked about the gayelle drama, Rosie O said, “We’re a family. We will remain a family forever. And we are working on our issues. Kelli and I love each other very much and we are working on our issues. Those are the only words I am ever going to say. Ever. And that is something that has been agreed upon by all parties. But everything’s fine and everybody’s good and we’re still both raising them together. We will both continue to parent them and we’re friendly and everything’s all right.”
This sounds like the two have already split on each other’s splits. I’ve always liked Rosie, but I’m sure living with her isn’t all free giveaways, rainbows and showtunes. But hopefully, Rosie and Kelli will be back to bumping ‘ginas soon so that we don’t have listen to Donald Trump go on and on about this. If the Trump wins, we all lose.