St. Angie is the Gumby of Hollywood, because she is constantly stretching herself as an actress. Take that with a silo of sarcasm. Variety reports that St. Angie is in talks with director Ridley Scott to play an Italian “femme fatale” in GUCCI. When I think of “femme fatale,” I immediately think of Maya Rudolph as Donatella Versace, but I guess she’s busy.
The movie will follow Maurizio Gucci, the grandson of founder Guccio Gucci, as he struggles to the run the family business in the 1970s and 1980s. Maurizio was murdered outside of his Milan apartment in 1995. If St. Angie takes the role, she will play Maurizio’s ex-wife Patrizia Reggiano (no relation to the cheese, I think). Patrizia was sent to prison for being the puppetmaster behind her husband’s murder.
Ridley has his eye on Leonardo DiCaprio for the role of Maurizio.
On her tax forms, Angie Jo lists “saint and femme fatale” as her occupation, so I’m sure she won’t have any trouble with this role. However, my ears are worried about her Italian accent. I mean, Angie’s tried to do that before and it was PAINFUL. Before watching this clip, clear the room of anything remotely Italian or it will turn to dust.
Hopefully, Dante himself will travel down from heaven and personally tutor St. Angie.