For a few weeks, we were teased with the promise of homo lip action on Gossip Girl between Chuck SeaBass and some hot piece. Last night, I carefully took off my pants, folded them next to me and was all ready to watch the tongues fly, but all I got was a peck. A PECK! The kind of peck you’d give your accountant in the middle of a Sunday afternoon. That shit is beyond G-rated.
This is The CW we’re talking, so I wasn’t expecting a salad tossing or teabagging, but that wasn’t a kiss. I mean, Chuck Bass obviously knows his way around a man’s tongue, so I don’t know why he acted like they were forcing him to kiss a rubber vagina. I want a refund.