We’ve all watched Alien Princess RiRi drag her hair down the road to fuckery, but it’s about time that an honest bitch in her life takes her hand and says, “Release that creature on your head back into the wild. Let it run towards its people!!!!” I mean, I thought I knew what was on RiRi’s head, but now I have no idea! It’s like a rat/cockatoo hybrid (a rat-a-too!) that fell out of Predator’s asshole.
Does RiRi really want to look like Larry King after an electrical storm?
Somebody must do something! By somebody, I mean the ASPCA.
Here’s RiRi’s hair in various states of fugness as she arrives and leaves a photo studio in NYC yesterday.