That Can’t Be Comfortable

October 20, 2009 / Posted by:

Either a) RiRi no longer has alien nipples, because that barb wire sliced them off. Or b) That’s not barb wire, it’s black licorice. If that’s the case, this cover is delicious. Yes, I’m one of those “black licorice” people. It all makes sense now, right?

So, this is Alien Princess RiRi looking like she escaped Hostel on the cover for her new single “Russian Roulette.” Just in time for Slut-o-Ween! For real, do you know how many broke down versions of this costume we’re going to see on the night of October 31st? Sluts will find any excuse to wrap junkyard artifacts around their chesticles.

And if you care, here’s the audio that goes along with this cover. While listening to it, you might need to cut at your nipples with barb wire to stay awake.

If this shit doesn’t work, click here to listen to it.

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