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October 20, 2009 / Posted by:

John & Edward Grimes – The Glittery Twins of X-Factor (aka The Divas of Dublin) – In the UK, they know what true entertainment is, or maybe they just love to torture their eardrums and violate their own eyeballs. Maybe it’s a little of both.

But anyway, Simon Cowell called John & Edward’s performance of Brit Brit’s “Oops! I Did It Again,” the worst piece of shit he’s ever seen. Simon is obviously spinning lies, since you know that performance made the fur on his tits stand up and SALUTE! I know my peen hole could probably sing a better version of that song while gargling, but it could never put on a performance like that. I mean, the “scene” between the twins during their performance probably made Woody Allen smile. It’s NOT RIGHT in a SO RIGHT kind of way. Judge for yourself:

And why is X-Factor so much fancier than American Idol? American Idol needs more polished brass luggage carts and big flames (I’m not talking about John & Edward).

(For Ben C.)

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