Bitch got lucky. He must have had a lucite-covered Mother’s Circus Animal cookie in his pocket – Towleroad
Lily Allen is topless and stoned in Venice – Egotastic!
Sonic the Douchehog has already replaced his punk rock princess – Lainey Gossip
Every day is Slut-O-Ween for Adrianne Curry – Hollywood Tuna
An adorable little butterball baby still can’t make Katherine Hagel look sweet and maternal – Popsugar
To be fair, an obese trout could kick Jimmy Fallon’s ass – Popoholic
Sienna Miller bones on the rag – Just Jared
The Helen of Troy of this generation making people weep on the streets of L.A. (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
OctoMom wants to wrap her OctoPussy on Jon Gosselin’s doucherod – Popeater
CHERYL BURKE casts a black magic voodoo spell on Kelly “Heat Miser” Osbourne – Socialite Life
Dental victim Mischa Barton looking good at the Whitney Museum Gala – Hollywood Rag
Things our mother already told us: “The Butler” is a manslut – Celebitchy
Is it wrong that I’m staring at Ricky Martin’s crotch area while he’s holding one of his babies? – ICYDK
The only reality show The Hoff needs to star in is Celebrity Rehab – I’m Not Obsessed
I really don’t know want to know what Russell Brand and Katy Perry are going to do with a robotic petting zoo – Holy Moly!
Drugs make you better – Cityrag