Afternoon Crumbs

October 20, 2009 / Posted by:

Bitch got lucky. He must have had a lucite-covered Mother’s Circus Animal cookie in his pocket – Towleroad

Lily Allen is topless and stoned in Venice – Egotastic!

Sonic the Douchehog has already replaced his punk rock princess – Lainey Gossip

Every day is Slut-O-Ween for Adrianne Curry Hollywood Tuna

An adorable little butterball baby still can’t make Katherine Hagel look sweet and maternal – Popsugar

To be fair, an obese trout could kick Jimmy Fallon’s ass – Popoholic

Sienna Miller bones on the rag – Just Jared

The Helen of Troy of this generation making people weep on the streets of L.A. (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

OctoMom wants to wrap her OctoPussy on Jon Gosselin’s doucherod – Popeater

CHERYL BURKE casts a black magic voodoo spell on Kelly “Heat Miser” Osbourne Socialite Life

Dental victim Mischa Barton looking good at the Whitney Museum Gala – Hollywood Rag

Things our mother already told us: “The Butler” is a manslut – Celebitchy

Is it wrong that I’m staring at Ricky Martin’s crotch area while he’s holding one of his babies? – ICYDK

The only reality show The Hoff needs to star in is Celebrity Rehab I’m Not Obsessed

I really don’t know want to know what Russell Brand and Katy Perry are going to do with a robotic petting zoo – Holy Moly!

Drugs make you better – Cityrag

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