And Donatella Versace was born minutes after LiLo. Ugh. When you’re 23-years-old and you make 305-year-old zombie vampire Donatella Versace looks like a newly sprung spring dandelion basking in the morning sun, it’s time to retreat to the nearest oxygen tank to take a much-needed NAP! Don’t get me wrong, Donatella still looks like she’d eat your brain right out of your skull with a gold-plated spork, but LiLo looks like she’d use your brains to cut her coke with. And do you really want your brains partaking in illegal activities? That was a trick question.
LiLo just needs to start all over again. Maybe when Michelle Duggar finishes birthing her ten millionth baby, she’ll let LiLo crawl up in her womb and get some nourishment.
Here’s more of LiLo and Donatella trading diet, tanning, beauty and drug tips at the Whitney Museum’s Gala in NYC last night. Yeah, two creatures who look like they escaped from an exhibit at the Natural History Museum partying it up at the Whitney. WILD!