Wonky Loves Seafood

October 19, 2009 / Posted by:

This is almost easier than Paris Hilton herself! A million crab jokes just landed on my tongue. Imma put some RID on it later.

So, Page Six says that the producers of the movie “The Other Guys” (starring Marky Mark & Will Ferrell) were not amused when Wonky’s people handed them a rider with all her demands. Wonky was only scheduled to shoot for one day, but she still requested all sorts of fancy ass shit. A source said, “Paris has a cameo role in the movie, where she plays herself. It is all being kept very hush-hush. But the producers were shocked when her team handed them a three-page list of demands — including live lobsters to be prepared fresh when she’s ready to eat and a bottle of Grey Goose vodka — all for just one day on the set. All celebrities are typically offered riders, but it seemed excessive for just one day’s work playing herself. She was due to fly to New York to film in secret last week.” Wonky’s spokeswhore says this story is made of lives, but I’m going to choose to believe it. I mean…..

LIVE LOBSTERS!!! Aren’t you sort of mad that Wonky stole the punchline to that joke? But seriously, those lobsters weren’t for her. Obviously, her coochie crabs must be more gangsta than we thought. Those bitches eat live lobsters! Wonky’s crotch crustaceans are cannibals! We’re seriously doomed.

Image by 14 of Gallery of the Absurd

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