The Dog Whisperer: The Sitcom

October 19, 2009 / Posted by:

The executives over at FOX obviously didn’t learn anything from the shit show that was Emeril!, because they have decided to develop a half-hour comedy sitcom based on The Dog Whisperer. FOX needs a new pack leader.

Wilmer Valderrama, who is best known for dating every young vagina in Hollywood, will play the title role. Emily Kapnek, one of the executive producers of Hung, will write and direct the show. The real dog whisperer Cesar Milan will serve as one of the producers.

Wilmer probably thinks he’s perfect for this, because in his mind his peen has tamed hundreds of bitches. You know he totally calls himself The Vagina Whisperer.

And Wilmer does have a lot of experience working with slobbery beasts who dry hump anything that stands since he worked with Ashton Kutcher for all those years. So, I guess this sort of makes sense (not really).

Source: Variety

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