Open Post: Hosted By The Beer-Loving Bear

October 19, 2009 / Posted by:

We could all party with this bear, because dude knows what’s important! Over in Hayward, Wisconsin on Thursday night, a black bear strolled into a grocery store and headed straight for the liquor section. Black bears are just like us!

When the bear got to the beer cooler, he climbed on top of it and sat there. The bear must have been waiting for the store to stock the cooler with his brand, because he just chilled there for about an hour. That store was filled with a bunch of rude ass bitches, because nobody offered him another kind of beverage or even a beer nut. Instead, they called animal officials who showed up and tranquilized the bear so that they could safely get him out of the store. RUDE!

The next time that bear gets thirstay for some of the sweet nectar, he should go to The Dugout in NYC. Now that’s a place where they fully embrace beer-loving bears.

Hmmm…or maybe the bear wanted to be tranquilized, so he came up with that scheme. Kind of genius. So if you see Paula Abdul hanging out on top of your grocery store’s beer cooler, you know what she’s up to.

VIA Buzzfeed

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