Maybe I Should Start Watching iCarly
Now we know where the wild things are! They’re hiding in Mr. August’s pits. And you know James Gandolfini is the voice for those hairy pit beasts. Moving on….
iCarly is a show for kids, tweens and pit lovers on Nickelodeon. I’ve never seen one episode, but after glancing at this calendar, I might have to get my Tivo on that shit. Apparently, iCarly’s 26-year-old brother, Spencer, put together this calendar featuring European fun guys and a little boy in a tuxedo (???????). Yeah, I don’t even know either. I’ve always had the feeling that the hos at Nickelodeon had the best kind of acid in their desk drawers, and now it’s confirmed.
Disney better step up their whore game, because Nickelodeon is coming at them hard! Don’t slime yourself now!