Adrianne Curry as Princess Lame-O. Yes, I’ll be here all week – Hollywood Tuna
Dear Hasselcrack, your baby didn’t see your nipple, because he’d be frowning instead of smiling if he did – Just Jared
Californication should just change its name to EvaAmurristittication already – Egotastic!
Gretchen and Slade take their pr stunt relationship to the pumpkin patch (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
The noise isn’t from Vadge dancing, it’s from the nutsacks of her victims screaming and pounding for help – Popeater
James Franco wants to dick slap himself in the face. Sort of. – Towleroad
Please tell me Marisa Miller is butt burping – Popsugar
Elisabetta Canalis must have a strap-on permanently attached to her crotch – Lainey Gossip
Personally, I think Mutya should form a new trio called the Sugabrows – Holy Moly!
Nothing says “I love you” in Lohan-talk like a restraining order – Celebitchy
John Stamos was just fucking drunk in Australia – Hollywood Rag
JLove is a poet – I’m Not Obsessed
Anna Wintour has gone full CRAZY, because Ashlee Simpson is going to be in Vogue – Socialite Life
Sarah Michelle Gellar must have gotten the post-baby Posh special – SOW
Can Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher join the Shrek 4 cast? – ICYDK
Xtina’s gayelle fantasies – Cityrag