Afternoon Crumbs

October 19, 2009 / Posted by:

Adrianne Curry as Princess Lame-O. Yes, I’ll be here all week – Hollywood Tuna

Dear Hasselcrack, your baby didn’t see your nipple, because he’d be frowning instead of smiling if he did – Just Jared

Californication should just change its name to EvaAmurristittication already – Egotastic!

Gretchen and Slade take their pr stunt relationship to the pumpkin patch (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

The noise isn’t from Vadge dancing, it’s from the nutsacks of her victims screaming and pounding for help – Popeater

James Franco wants to dick slap himself in the face. Sort of. – Towleroad

Please tell me Marisa Miller is butt burping – Popsugar

Elisabetta Canalis must have a strap-on permanently attached to her crotch – Lainey Gossip

Personally, I think Mutya should form a new trio called the SugabrowsHoly Moly!

Nothing says “I love you” in Lohan-talk like a restraining order – Celebitchy

John Stamos was just fucking drunk in Australia – Hollywood Rag

JLove is a poet – I’m Not Obsessed

Anna Wintour has gone full CRAZY, because Ashlee Simpson is going to be in VogueSocialite Life

Sarah Michelle Gellar must have gotten the post-baby Posh special – SOW

Can Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher join the Shrek 4 cast? – ICYDK

Xtina’s gayelle fantasies – Cityrag

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