Those of you who get the tingles for NIN’s Trent Reznor, will have to nurse your fuck part with some Chamomile tea and a showing of Milo & Otis, because he got married last night. Trent married an alien from Mars’ Bai Ling Tribe who goes by the name of Mariqueen Maandig. Mariqueen used to be in the band West Indian Girl, but now that she’s fucking on Trent’s nine inch (I hope) nail, she doesn’t need to sing for her supper anymore.
The marriage hasn’t been confirmed by Trent’s spokeswhore, but his good friend Danny Lohner Tweeted this eloquent message last night:
“goths the world over will mourn this day- off to a wedding….CONGRATS my nagguh!“
Methinks “nagguah” is douchanese for “my fellow dicktard.” I think. We’ll get Jon Grosselin to translate later.
Mariqueen’s extra terrestrial brows are hypnotizing me to say that Trent absolutely picked the right alien to make his wife. When Trent’s peen no longer sings sweet nothings for Mariqueen, he should ask for her eyebrows in the divorce.