You Can’t Fool Mah Boo

October 17, 2009 / Posted by:

On Mah Boo 369me last night, Anderson Cooper and his homegirls discussed the barf felt around the world. Since Mah Boo has the intellect of Einstein and the instinct of Det. La Toya, he knows that the Heenes are obviously trying to wrap their UFO-loving paws around a reality show deal. Mah Boo even says that if they aren’t trying to become the next reality show darlings, he will “marry Michael K in a wedding officiated by Chicken Cutlets with the Empress of Lucite as our witness and a reception catered by Spaghetti Cat.” You heard him say that! HE DID!

So those Heenes need to get in front of GOD, ALLAH, BUDDHA, CHEESUS and JOAN COLLINS and swear those rumors about them whoring themselves out for a reality show are untrue. Then they all need to hide in the attic until Phoebe Price declares me as the new Mr. Mah Boo.

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