The permanent wart on Sarah Palin’s ass cheek, Levi Johnston, is getting ready to show us his trunk and berries (hopefully) on Playgirl. Levi’s trainer told People that he’s training for the big event by spending time in the gym and eating loads of moose meat. And no, he doesn’t mean the kind of “moose meat” that is attached to a dude and spits back at you. No, he’s eating actual moose meat.
Levi’s trainer said, “Moose meat is very good for you, high in protein and very lean. He’s an avid hunter, so he has his own. I’m not trying to give him a body builder’s look. He’s going to be more toned and more defined. I’d like to see him with rounder and more muscular shoulders, with a fuller chest. We’re going to firm his abs up, [and give him a] smaller waist.”
Um. Levi does know about a little invention called Photoshop, right? And I hope he also knows that eating moose meat isn’t going to make him hung like a moose. Wait, or will it? Excuse me while I go and organize a dinner party for the dudes of NYC where I will only serve moose cake.