Jermaine Jackson Is Way Too Busy To Write A Child Support Check

October 17, 2009 / Posted by:

Jermaine Jackson’s ex-wife Alejandra Jackson filed a lawsuit against him because she claims he has stopped paying child support for his two kids, Jermajesty (I really can’t with that name) and Jaffar (that one too). According to TMZ, Alejandra says that Jermaine claims that he only made $35k in 2008, but that must be a lie since he’s still living in a fancy house and driving a fancy car. Fancy Jermaine is keeping his kids unfancy. That’s not right.

In the documents, Alejandra states that Jermaine owes $35,500 in child support. Alejandra is in such a bad way that Jermaine’s own mother helps her out by giving her gift cards to Ralph’s grocery store so that she can buy food for the boys.

Okay, how is Jermaine going to do his kids like that? That greasy nugget already committed child abuse by naming them his boys Jermajesty and Jaffar, and now he’s not going to put food in their mouths?! A dude with a name like Jermajesty should be sleeping on a throne made of solid gold and eating truffles wrapped in Filet Mignon. Jermajesty better change his name to Jerpauper! How dreadful.

Fun fact: Alejandra is the pass-around-pussay of the Jackson family, because she also has three kids with Randy (ESCANDALO!!!). Bitch probably thought she would be swimming in dollars by getting with, count ’em, TWO Jacksons. Homegirl got checked! (insert sad gold digger face here)

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