This Is Way Too Pissy…I Mean…Easy

October 16, 2009 / Posted by:

Fergie is giving it to us on a shiny toilet seat! Bitch is setting herself up! WWD says that the Dutchess of Diapers has a signed a multi-year deal with Avon, and her first project with them will be a fragrance. For real, Fergie must love people taking the piss out of her.

Fergie’s fragrance will be out next year. It will available through your local Avon lady (there’s two in every family) or you can buy it in urinal cake form at any gas station off the highway.

They haven’t come up with a title yet, but methinks they can’t choose between “Meth Meth Lemonade” or “Eau De Ewww.

Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: michaelk@dlisted.com

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >