Fergie is giving it to us on a shiny toilet seat! Bitch is setting herself up! WWD says that the Dutchess of Diapers has a signed a multi-year deal with Avon, and her first project with them will be a fragrance. For real, Fergie must love people taking the piss out of her.
Fergie’s fragrance will be out next year. It will available through your local Avon lady (there’s two in every family) or you can buy it in urinal cake form at any gas station off the highway.
They haven’t come up with a title yet, but methinks they can’t choose between “Meth Meth Lemonade” or “Eau De Ewww.”