The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 15th!

October 16, 2009 / Posted by:

Before being seen in public, each one of George Clooney’s girlfriends has to pass the “can you carry the weight of George’s ego without shitting your pants” survival test. – Sandbitch

Runners-up:

Offering your cooter as a sacrifice to the flaming Dildos of the Douche Shrine will not only get you John Mayer, it will make you look like Jennifer Aniston on steroids circa 1989.. – Lory

If you liked it then you shoulda put a flamer on it. – Biddle

A performance artist’s representation of Britney and K Fed’s marriage. – moistiest

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