Move Over, Balloon Boy

October 16, 2009 / Posted by:

If you have a phobia of trains, babies, strollers or surveillance footage, don’t watch this clip. While Balloon Boy was off becoming world famous, a baby in Australia got ran over by a train and lived to tell the tale! In fact, the baby only suffered a small bump on the head. Cut to Paris Hilton saying, “Pfft. I get a train ran on me weekly.”

How long do you think it’s going to take before the media makes Train Baby the star of the moment? You know he’s going to star in a remake of While You Were Sleeping.

(Thanks Joe)

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