Khloe Kardashian Wants To Be Skinny Pregnant

October 16, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

And Balloon Boy just barfed again. At an event for some weight-loss product she’s pimping out for GNC, Khloe Kardashian said that she would like to have kids with her NOT-husband Lamar Odom, but she wants to be a “skinny pregnant” person like her sister Kourtney. The fact that Khloe is thinking about being pregnant at all should be enough for us to release Kate Gosselin’s rabid possum head into the wild so it can rip Lamar’s nuts off from the root.

Khloe told E!’s Marc Malki n, “Honestly, I just lost weight! I want to be a skinny pregnant person, like how my sister Kourtney looks so cute pregnant. I can’t be a house after I just lost weight.”

Yes, because everyone wants to look fucking sexy while a creature is growing inside of them and pregnant farts come wafting out of their assholes. SO HOT!

Khloe already looks like she swallowed a “skinny pregnant person” whole, so she kind of got her wish. Sort of. Right?

Tags: Shut Your Hole, The Other Two Kardashians

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