Bitch Got Sued: The Jon Gosselin Edition

October 16, 2009 / Posted by:

No, Jon Grosselin was not sued by thousands of people whose eyelashes were singed off after staring directly into his piping hot Ed Hardy fugness. No, instead TLC has punched Jon in his moobs with a giant lawsuit. TLC filed papers this morning in Maryland claiming that Jon breached his contract by stopping production on Douche & Kunt Plus Those Kids Whose Lives We’re Ruining.

In the lawsuit, TLC states that on the day they demoted Jon from “star” to “extra” on the reality show about his life, he immediately demanded that he be let out of his contract. Jon threatened that if TLC didn’t drop the exclusivity clause in his contract, he’d stop his adorable money makers from filming anymore episodes of the show. Even though TLC never let Jon out of his contract, he bad-mouthed the show and network to the media. TLC IS GETTING REVENGE!

If TLC bleeds Jon of his entire supply of douche-rags, CZ studs and Axe butthole wash, then I co-sign this lawsuit. However, I really think TLC needs to stop putting all their energy into Jon & Kate. I mean, what about Mermaid Girl, or the world’s fattest man, or the woman with giant legs?! WE NEED MORE OF THEM. There’s other people to exploit, TLC!

Source: Radar

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