Afternoon Crumbs

Do you think Hugh Jackmeoff took that pinata home and wacked it good with his wooden bat? – Towleroad

If you told me this picture of Halle Berry was from 10 years ago, I’d believe you. Chick don’t age. – Egotastic!

Mimi is in Hello Kitty heaven – Lainey Gossip

But of course, Beyonce had to show up to ruin Mimi’s buzz – Just Jared

Padma Lakshmi is indeed pregnant! You can tell by her..err…bumps – Hollywood Tuna

Our Lady of Cheetos named “Mom of the Year.” And no, the title wasn’t given to her by the Gas Station Owners Association – Popsugar

David Gest knows his way around a puffy paint tube – Holy Moly!

Ceiling Eyes at the MTV Latin America Awards. You know, because she’s so Latin and all (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Nicolas Cage loves babies, but hates taxes – Cityrag

The Brangie holy family eats a dinner which consists of the three 3 Cs: chips, chocolate and cheese. Where can I get an application to join their army? – Celebitchy

Alessandra Ambrosio might be wearing one of the fug dresses from last night’s Project Runway – Popoholic

George Michael and Kenny Goss are obviously still doing sexy times since they are walking next to each other down the street – Socialite Life

If Melissa Rycroft wants attention, she better get in a weather balloon and go flying – Popeater

Pamela Anderson looking like a Kids Inc. back-up dancer who just can’t let go – Hollywood Rag

JLo catching a glimpse of herself in the mirror – ICYDK