Why Am I Not Surprised?

October 15, 2009 / Posted by:

TyTy Baby’s talk show is usually full shit, but this Friday’s episode is really going to be full of shit. LITERALLY.

TyTy is bragging about how her show will air the first ever televised colonic. Unfortunately, it won’t be performed on her mouth. Instead, some unlucky bitch will get their caca sucked out while TyTy’s audience and the entire country watches on. You know TyTy is going to stand over the poor soul and ask, “Is your asshole smizing?!”

Some people can’t even poop with their cat in the bathroom staring at them, so I can only imagine how it must feel to have a tube up your no-no while a crowd dry heaves in front of you. Actually, I don’t really have to imagine it since that’s how I spent my weekend, and it wasn’t fun as I thought it was going to be.

And I wonder how TyTy is going to top this one? On the next Tyra: TyTy gets to the bottom of menstrual berries!!

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