Tara Palmer-Tomkinson Is Making Her Country Proud!

October 15, 2009 / Posted by:

Here’s British socialite Tara Palmer-Tomkinson at an anniversary party for Tatler magazine last night with her titlers out. Yes, Tara looks like Mr. Burns going to a costume party as Kelly Bensimon, but I’m all for showing your nipples, so this works! You know how some bitches say if you’ve got, flaunt it? Well, I say even if you haven’t got it, flaunt it!

Tara better stop threatening me with a good time, because she’s about to become my favorite elegant rose of England (I don’t mean that, Jodie).

This is how you should dress to ALL events. When you aren’t sure what to wear, wear almost nothing! Nipples aren’t only meant to be nibbled on in the middle of the morning, they are also meant to be shown off to the public. Keep on, Tara, keep on.

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