Surrender Your House To Me

October 15, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Missing Person’s Dale Bozzio has been put on the curb after she failed to pay rent on a San Fernando Valley house she was living in for a few months. TMZ says that Dale owes her landlord a total of $4,400. Dale confirmed that she’s been evicted, and said she’s going to go back to New Hampshire.

This news will probably send the cat friends of New Hampshire running for the border, because Dale was convicted of pussy abuse last May. 12 cats found in Dale’s dungeon of death had to be sent to heaven, because they were so sick when authorities found them. Dale was sentenced to 90 days in the clink. She still claims she was set-up. All fingers point to Lady CaCa. Seriously, Dale should file a lawsuit against Lady CaCa for snatching her whole look! I present the court with EXHIBIT A!

Dale told TMZ that one of the reasons she’s back to New Hampshire is to “pay penance.” That’s fine, but just keep her away from all pussies.

Tags: Hotness, I Don't Like Jokes, Talk Shows

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