It was kind of fitting for that old whore Pamela Anderson to wear a terrifying Ronald McDonald mask since that bathing suit is making her Baycrotch look like a soggy Egg McMuffin stuffed into the shell of an old McApple Pocket Pie. McNOOOOOOO!!!
At Miami Fashion Week yesterday, Pamela Anderson once again crammed her Filet ‘O Fish into her old Baywatch swimsuit to strut, stretch and strut at the show for her fashion line with Richie Rich called AMUSE. Pam, nobody is amused!
Although, it was nice of the Miami Police Department to force Pam to wrap herself in police tape before going out in public. However, the city’s health department really should have stepped in and shut Pam’s establishment DOWN! Pam is violating every health code.
With all that being said, Pammy still looks better than 23-year-old Lindsay Lohan.