Dennis Rodman wanted to sashay down the runway during the Pink Collection Fashion Show (benefiting the Susan G. Komen Foundation) in Miami last night, but he didn’t have an ensemble to wear. So Dennis immediately did the dick slappy dance, and out popped his fairy godgay Bobby Trendy! Bobby came to Dennis’ rescue by queefing all over him and scooting his ass on his face. VOILA! Instant pink glitter fabulousness!
And because you want to know (not really), I’d still hit it. I mean, Dennis even comes complete with a pink shower puff to wash your bits with afterwards.