Blohan To Face A Judge

October 15, 2009 / Posted by:

While Michael Lohan continues to run his mouth about the so-called intervention he’s going to stage for Blohan, she will be in front of a judge tomorrow morning. TMZ says that the judge in her DUI case was told that she got a giant FAIL in her booze education course, so he’s summoned her to face his wrath. Unfortunately, the course’s final exam didn’t including downing a dozen Red Bull & Vodkas in 3-minutes flat without leaving a drop. If that was the case, she would’ve been best in class.

The judge will determine if Blohan violated her probation by flunking the booze program. If he does, he could send her off to the chokey.

You know, maybe jail wouldn’t be such a bad thing for this one. I mean, it would prove the haters who say she can’t even get arrested in Hollywood WRONG. Also, there’s plenty of available butch snatch in jail and I’m sure they know how to make strong cocktails out of mouthwash, prison fruit and panty crust.

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