BALLOON BOY IS ALIVE AND WELL!

If you were like me, your eyeballs were probably stuck to the TV for the past few hours watching the soap opera called Flight of the Navigator II: Falcon Flies Above. Officials just confirmed that 6-year-old Falcon Heene (the kid in the middle) was hiding in a cardboard box in the attic while everyone was trying to find his ass. SO GROUNDED (punned on purpose).

This afternoon, every TV station cut to a floating silver weather balloon flying above Ft. Collins, Colorado. Falcon’s brother told the police that he saw him get into the weather balloon before it took off into the sky. About an hour and a half later, the balloon softly landed in an open field. Falcon wasn’t in the balloon. That’s when a search was called, and some believed that Falcon might have fallen out of the balloon shortly after it took off.

Well, the fact is that Falcon untethered the balloon, and then ran into the house to hide. Falcon thought his ass was going to get into trouble for letting the balloon go.

Falcon’s family has already been on Wife Swap, but methinks it’s time for SuperNanny to pay a visit. Better yet, send Nancy Grace over there. That will make the entire family wish they were flying 7,000 feet above the ground in a weather balloon.

How long before Falcon is named as the new face for Jiffy Pop? And you know Def Jam is already trying to sign him. Here’s Falcon’s first single: