Wino’s Possibly Fake Breasts Will Always Belong To Blaaaaaaaaake

October 14, 2009 / Posted by:

When one of the paps asked Amy Wino about her brand new silicrack-filled breast implants, she pulled a Nicole Kidman by saying, “What operation?” To be fair, Wino has the memory of a stoned goldfish, so if she had Ziploc bags installed in her chest area, she would never ever remember.

And it’s a good thing Wino’s body is permanently in a state of numbness from all the bad shit running through her veins, because I doubt she can feel the pain from one of her implants leaking in the picture above. Phew.

The paps also asked Wino about why she’s wearing a “Blaaaake’s Girl” shirt, but she wouldn’t say a word. I’m sure it means nothing. It was the only shirt on Wino’s floor that wasn’t covered in crusty wig glue, Jack Daniels-flavored vomit and wet ciggie ash.

Here’s Wino actually looking good (no sarcasm here) while trolling around London this morning.

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