Titty For The Party

October 14, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

When it’s announced that the world’s supply of silicone has gone dry, send your hate/thank you letters to Kim Zolciak of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. I mean, DAMN! Usually, when I see a pair of gigantic chichi balls, I want to curl up between them and take a long afternoon nap. But these things make me want to grab the cross. Seriously, if Kim hugged you, your rib cage would break and your lungs would fall into your stomach. It wouldn’t be good. They should give Kim the Olympic gold medal in weightlifting for carrying around those medicine balls. And am I the only one that suddenly has the urge to go bowling?

But on a positive note, at least Kim’s breasts of destruction take the focus off her Barbie cemetery wig.

Here’s more of Kim at last night’s Fox Reality Awards. I also threw in some pictures of Vivica Fox, Lorenzo Lamas, Shayne Lamas, Judy Tenuta (with an OctoMom boa), Wonky, Nicky Hilton, Gretchen Bonaduce, Dairy (typo and it stays) DeLaWhora, Eric Roberts, Antonio Sabato Jr., his hot mom, Gretchen Rossi, Big Brother’s Chima (with Mr. Empress of Lucite), Cindy Margolis and Adrianne Curry.

Tags: Buying Children, Nicky Hilton, Paris Hilton, Real Housewives Shit, Reality TV, Trash

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