Is Pamela Anderson A Child Slave Master?

October 14, 2009 / Posted by:

At the Hollywood Style Awards on Sunday, Pamela Anderson showed up with a 9-year-old girl who spent the entire night holding her train and tending to her needs. The girl’s name is Adelaide Gault and she’s the daughter of some famous make-up artist-type. According to Page Six, guests were shocked to see Pamela treat the little girl like a damn slave. Who does she think she is? Kathie Lee?!

One guest said, “She didn’t even have her own seat and had to sit at Pamela’s feet, where people nearly stepped on her to get to the stage. The girl looked uncomfortable and kept tugging on her dress to get her attention, but Pamela waved her away. And, after she presented David LaChapelle with an award onstage, she shouted ‘daughter’ in front of the whole auditorium, and slapped her leg like she was calling a puppy. The girl rushed up to grab her train.”

Not only was the poor girl forced to pull Pamela’s train (FREE CLINIC ALERT), but imagine having to stare into Pam’s toxic abyss? The girl was probably left confused, because Pam’s coochie coo kept smacking at her. It was trying to say, “HEEEEELP MEEEE!,” but the open sores in its mouth made it hard for it to get the words out. That girl will never EVER be able to eat a gryo with extra yogurt sauce again.

On the other hand, I like Pam’s way of thinking. Kids are so damn lazy these days. We need to put them to work. You’re probably straining your wrists while sipping on that cup of coffee right now. Imagine having a child at your side who can hold that cup for you and bring it to your lips whenever you get thirstay. It would make life so much easier.

And you know that little girl used Pam’s dress to escape from her 2nd floor bedroom window later on in the night.

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