Pete “Dreamboat” Doherty must have overdone it during his morning breathing exercises (aka hyperventilating into a crack pipe) yesterday, because he’s landed himself in the hospital! NME says that Dreamy has canceled all of his dates in Ireland after he had trouble breathing.
Dreamy’s was supposed to perform tonight, but a homeless ex-junkie who recites poetry about UFOs will go on in his place. Dreamy’s spokeswhore/probation officer said, “Last night Peter Doherty was admitted to Swindon Hospital with exhaustion and breathing difficulties. He is currently under observation by doctors.”
DREAMY! You’re supposed to take breaks in between breathing into your pipe! Breathe, break, snort, breathe, break, snort, breathe, break, snort….
Poor thing. If I was there, I’d give him mouth to no-no. Yes, my no-no would take me to court and file butthole abuse charges against me, but it would be worth it to get Dreamy better again.
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