Alien Looking Like An Alien

October 14, 2009 / Posted by:

Alien Princess RiRi of the Universe slicked back her cockatoo hawk (using Chris Brown’s crocodile tears) before walking the streets of NYC yesterday. RiRi was probably wondering why bitches were running from her like she was the tax man. It’s because people watch too many movies, and they probably thought she was going to hatch an alien baby who would maul their faces off. I doubt Ripley was around, so they had reason to be scared. But you know….

RiRi’s hair can also pass for a horn. A ram/unicorn horn to be exact. If you had too many glass of pink champagne, and you were starting to get delirious due to your dress being so damn tight (I’m speaking only to you, Mimi), you’d think RiRi was a unicorn from another planet. RiRi was lucky Mimi didn’t spot her from a mile away, and jump on that hair horn. Lucky indeed.

Basically, RiRi’s new hairstyle brings all kinds of trouble. It’s not worth it!

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