Why Isn’t This On The Cover Of Vogue?!

October 13, 2009 / Posted by:

There is not a pumpkin in all the land that Chicken Cutlets can’t pose with! Last year, PP struck the same “look, my breasts are actually squash” pose with bigger pumpkins. This year, PP decided to go smaller since we’re in a recession and all. Yes, PP is sensitive to world issues!

PP is even working so hard to bring you the glamour that she ripped her own pants! Or maybe her dog Henry finally snapped and attacked her ass in the car? Possible.

And is that a “no posing with pumpkins” sign in the last thumbnail? PP queefs (don’t picture that or you may bleed internally) on that sign! You can’t keep an international supermodel DOWN.

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