Those “Female Charms” Will Get You Every Time

October 13, 2009 / Posted by:

The ex-boyfriend of Tracy Anderson, who used to be Vadge’s personal trainer, is suing her for $1 million, because he claims she used her “female charms” to swindle his ass. Page Six says that Glynn Barber, an engineer and machinist, invested cash in Tracy’s company, but never ever saw a return even though she was rolling in the money. Glynn was forced to file for bankruptcy. And not only is his checking account sad, but so is his manhood.

In the court papers, Glynn states, “She used her female charms to manipulate me to invest $1 million in her company. I was an easy target. She told me she was a Power Ranger. She told me she was in the musical ‘Cats’ for four years. She said her ex-husband, Eric, played for the Knicks . . . None of this turned out to be true. I made Madonna’s fitness equipment for $13,000 and Tracy sold it to her for $26,000. She made a fortune from using Madonna’s name.

Glynn also has a warning for Tracy’s new man, “I wish there was some way to inform her new boyfriend that he is playing with ‘The Cobra.’ Tracy absolutely has some voodoo capability.

THE COBRA? FEMALE CHARMS!? That is the best. Glynn should be head writer on Curb Your Enthusiasm.

We’re all friends here, so Glynn could’ve given it to us straight-up without the splash of soda water. Female Charms = Tracy fucked him until his toe nails fell off.

Tracy could make even more millions if she bottled her “female charms.” I could use some of that to get the skeezy dude at my liquor store to give me the 10% discount he gives to chicks with vaginas.

And who in the hell would lie about being a Power Ranger? If you are indeed a Power Ranger, that’s the kind of information you lock in a steel box and stash under a floor board in your bedroom. Being a power ranger is like having a hyperactive gag reflex. You never admit it.

Also, it seems that Tracy is a regular Lilly from The Grifters. Just read the comments on this post over at Gabsmash about how Tracy brings the lies to get the cash. They don’t call her THE COBRA for nothing!

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