These Are The Highest Paid Women In Prime Time

October 13, 2009 / Posted by:

This year, TyTy brought in $30 million from America’s Next Top Model, The MEMEMEME Show, and her other TV projects. Katherine Hagel brought in $18 million for Grey’s Anatomy and that movie about ugliness she did with Gerard Butler.

TyTy and Hagel both topped Forbes’ annual list of the highest paid chicks in prime-time television. While the wig and tobacco industries send both of them a “thank you” basket for single-handedly keeping them alive, all of us will shake our heads. If you shake your head hard enough causing it to fall off and roll across the room, send your hospital bill to TyTy and Hagel. Those bitches can afford it.

I know I should be proud of Hagel for proving that being a major cunt pays off, but I just can’t! I sort-of (not really) can understand why TyTy queefs hundred dollar bills, but I still can’t wrap my brain around Hagel making 18 million clams. So many layers of NOT RIGHT. Here’s the full list:

1. TyTy – $30 million
2. Hagel – $18 million
3. Marg Helgenberger – $9.5 million
4. Eva Longoria Parker – $9 million
5. Mariska Hargitay – $8.5 million
6. Julia Louis-Dreyfus – $8 million (tie)
6. Maura Tierney – $8 million (tie)
8. Tina Fey – $7 million
9. Marcia Cross – $6.2 million
10. Jennifer Love Hewitt – $6 million

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