Michael Lohan has already burped about how he’s going to stage an intervention for LiLo, because she’s gobbling up pills like a late 80s popstar who was recently sent to the back of the unemployment line. Well, now Michael is saying he knows exactly who LiLo’s bad shit supplier is and he’s going to git him…….as soon as he finishes yapping for dollars.
Michael, who thinks he’s a regular Detective La Toya (AS IF), told Radar, “This guy follows Lindsay all over the place. All over. Lindsay pays for him to go everywhere. He has no job. No job. He does nothing. All he does is supply everyone in LA.”
Since Michael was keeping his meter warm, Radar wanted to know his thoughts on White Oprah’s comments about how LiLo never talks to him. Michael said, “I feel really bad that Dina would have to stoop to that level and say those things. I really think she is a beautiful person. If I was estranged from Lindsay, why is it that before she went away to Japan, when she was robbed, that she called me and I was the one who flew out there, who worked with the police, and who stayed with her?”
Michael Lohan is the worst. THE WORST (next to White Oprah). No wonder his entire family has the crazies running through their veins. If you had Michael Lohan barking at you, you would be pouring fake tan grease into your ear to deafen the sound.
And when Michael Lohan catches up to LiLo’s pusher, he should ask him for something strong that will make his lips go numb PERMANENTLY.