Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 13, 2009 / Posted by:

Allyson White of Northern Territory, Australia – Allyson, who works at a pub called Humpty Doo Tavern, was involved a minor car accident in the city of Darwin and she can’t believe that she’s being blamed for it! You see, the police seem to think that Allyson caused a man to crash his car, because she was putting his stick shift into second gear with her mouth. To put it bluntly, they are accusing her of sucking the driver’s dick for $5. Five dolla road head gone wrong! That is reason enough to make her Hot Slut of the CENTURY, but her statement about the whole thing takes her to another level:

I was not sucking his dick – and it’s pretty obvious that wasn’t the case … you only have to look at the mark on my chest. Clearly I had my seatbelt on, so it’s impossible that I’d be leaning over sucking his dick unless he is hung like a donkey or I’ve got a fucking rubber neck. If it was true I’d just cop it sweet and think ‘how embarrassing, I got caught sucking someone’s dick’ – but it is not true and that’s what is pisses me off. It may have looked bad when police first arrived as my girls were hanging out all over the place. I also had a $5 note wedged between my boobs so they probably just assumed I was a sex worker or something and he’d already paid me. But $5 is a bit cheap for a head job.

Even though YOU CAN nibble on a peen while wearing a seat-belt (I’ve conducted several studies on this), I believe her. I mean, look at that refined lady sitting on a rattan loveseat (which she probably fished out of a dumpster) with her a ciggie in her hand and a bottle of beer in front. Move over, Nicole Kidman, because this is the PORTRAIT OF A LADY. I mean, she has an air purifier/speaker in her living room! Only the finest of ladies have those.

Would a delicate flower like this suck on a cock for $5 in a pick-up truck? Okay, yeah, she would, but I’m sure she did it with her pinky out and a napkin in her lap!

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