Ashton Was An Asshole To January Jones

October 13, 2009 / Posted by:

Long before January Jones was on Mad Men, she dated Mr. Demi Moore himself Ashton Kutcher. In the new issue of GQ, January says that Ashton pissed all over her dreams of an acting career by telling her to quit because she was never going to make it.

January said, “He was not supportive of my acting. He was like, ‘I don’t think you’re going to be good at this.’ So—fuck you! He only has nice things to say now—if anything, I should thank him. Because the minute you tell me I can’t do something, that’s when I’m most motivated.

Yes, acting advice from the dumbass who was in Dude, Where’s My Car?. This just proves that you should never open up your ear to Ashton. The dude may be a hot piece (depending on how stoned you are), but dirty douchewater tends to pour out of his mouth regularly.

Open up your vagina hole to Ashton, but don’t open up your ear hole. The latter is way too painful.

And here’s January showing Ashton what’s what by showing off her titty balls. Even though she’s bringing the chichiness, these pictures aren’t that great. January looks a little bored. Hell, even her boobies look bored.

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