Xtina-O-Lantern

October 12, 2009 / Posted by:

Stock in red lipstick will DROP! Yesterday in Los Angeles, Xtina wasn’t wearing any red grease on her mouth lips while picking out a pumpkin with her family. She looks so…..natural and naked. It’s like catching your auntie with no clothes on. It makes me feel uncomfortable and a little scared. Tubes of red lipstick are weeping!

However, it was smart of Xtina to wipe off the layers of orange from her mug before she went to the pumpkin patch. Because if she didn’t, she’d end up in some family’s window sill with a candle in her mouth.

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