Suri Is Taking Her Glitter Heels To Catholic School

October 12, 2009 / Posted by:

According to The Daily Mail, Tommy Girl has finally let Stepford Katie call a shot by allowing her to enroll Suri into a Catholic pre-school in Boston. Apparently, Katie and Tommy have been fighting about where to send Suri. Stepford Katie won and is sending Suri to the Catholic Charities Yawkey Centre For Early Education And Learning. For being a pre-school, that name is really damn long. You need an English degree to read that shit.

Anyway, a source said, “They had been having huge problems agreeing on her school. To say they were having arguments is putting it mildly – but Tom came around to the idea in the end.” More like “Tom came while getting it in the end.” Seriously, in order for Tommy to agree, Katie had to take a dildo to his Scientohole while dressed up as L. Ron Hubbard.

The school’s website makes it sound like it’s more of a daycare program than an actual School of JEEEBUS. So I doubt Suri will be re-enacting the birth of Baby Jesus (she could totally play Mary, though) or throwing her hands up in the air to feel the spirit. However, you know her ass will be sneaking off to sip the wine with the other kids. I mean, that’s the best part of Catholic school!

Here’s Suri with Tommy and Katie in Boston yesterday. Save your “SHE’S NOT WEARING A JACKET” screams for another day. A jacket doesn’t go with that outfit, and Suri is willing to freeze in the name of fashion.

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