Once again, here’s Kunty Karl on why some bitches are calling for a ban on “size zero” models:
“No one wants to see curvy women. You’ve got fat mothers with their bags of chips sitting in front of the television and saying thin models are ugly. Fashion is about dreams and illusions.”
Whenever I read a cunt-covered quote from our Uncle Karl, I immediately bring up a picture of Fat Karl. Not only does it massage my soul like a Vicodin pill dipped in vodka, but it also reminds me why this former fatty hates the BBWs so much. Karl would love to be sitting in front of the television eating chips, but if he wants to stay as svelte as a century-old corpse, he can only feed on the tears from his models and freshly grown pubic hair. Karl is just HONGRAY.