Lift up your shirt, and raise your tittays up in the air for Christina Hendricks (aka Joan from Mad Men)! Christina married fellow actor Geoffrey Arend at Il Buco restaurant in NYC yesterday. The two got engaged earlier this year.
When the officiant asked Geoffrey to give his vows, he probably started slobbering at the mouth and mumbled something about mammaries. The same thing happens to me too. Shit, I’ve had to re-write this post a dozen times, because all I want to write is: CHICHICHICHICHICHICHICHIIIIIS.
In all seriousness, congrats to Christina and the hobo she married. While the back of Christina’s dress looks like origami gone wrong, her breasts of wonder look absolutely amazing as always.